Client: I need a profile image for my website.
Me: No problem, what are the dimensions?
Client: Square with a little bit rectangle.
fun fact: the reason that the plural of goose is geese but the plural of moose is not meese is because goose derives from an ancient germanic word undergoing strong declension, in the pattern of foot/feet and tooth/teeth, wherein oo is mutated to ee. however ‘moose’ is a native american word added to the english lexicon only ~400 years ago, and lacks the etymological reason to be pluralized in that way.
Oh baby. Keep talking dirty to me.
I’MSO FUCKING MAD
THIS LAST BUNC HOF CRICKETI GOT HAS A FUCKING CHIRPER AND FOR THE PAST TWO WEEKS I KEPT HOPING I WOULD FEED IT TO PASCAL AND OVERFED THE SHIT OUT OF THE OTHERDAY AND WHEN I FED HIM TODAY TWO WERE LEFT OF COURSE ONES THE CHIRPER SO I JUST THREWTHEM IN THER AND NO IT WONT SUT UP AND PASCALS NOT EATING THEM AND FUCK
Dude I fucking love the chirpers. They make my place sound nice.