They First Make Mad

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Major:
Naked Chicks, BDSM, usually late at night.
Metal Gear
Evangelion
Strong Opinions of the anti-SJ, anti-Tumblr variety

Minor:
Madoka
Cute Animals
Cosplays
Various Video Games


Hetero-gendered cis-allo-staticsexual femno-male with a penchant for bi-racial quasi-weekly gynotriachial sigma-tasts. Beep.
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clientsfromhell:

Client: I need a profile image for my website.

Me: No problem, what are the dimensions?

Client: Square with a little bit rectangle.

nnoiz:

RIP yaoi man

(via whyamilaughingatthis)

amporeon:

balee-dat:

screwgravityy:

xdmelody:

Today’s obsession is Pug gifs.

IM SO FUCKING DONE

Pugs are weird as shit

I LOVE PUGS SO MUCH

(via whyamilaughingatthis)

librarienne:

direcartographies:

fun fact: the reason that the plural of goose is geese but the plural of moose is not meese is because goose derives from an ancient germanic word undergoing strong declension, in the pattern of foot/feet and tooth/teeth, wherein oo is mutated to ee. however ‘moose’ is a native american word added to the english lexicon only ~400 years ago, and lacks the etymological reason to be pluralized in that way.

Oh baby.  Keep talking dirty to me.

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whyamilaughingatthis:

I’MSO FUCKING MAD

THIS LAST BUNC HOF CRICKETI GOT HAS A FUCKING CHIRPER AND FOR THE PAST TWO WEEKS I KEPT HOPING I WOULD FEED IT TO PASCAL AND OVERFED THE SHIT OUT OF THE OTHERDAY AND WHEN I FED HIM TODAY TWO WERE LEFT OF COURSE ONES THE CHIRPER SO I JUST THREWTHEM IN THER AND NO IT WONT SUT UP AND PASCALS NOT EATING THEM AND FUCK

Dude I fucking love the chirpers. They make my place sound nice.

anustartpop:

shavingryansprivates:

i foudn the angriest looking fish in the world

image

HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO EAT THIS PIZZA WITHOUT MY DRINK?!

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whyamilaughingatthis:

ei666shii:

nflstreet:

bewareofmpreg:

sisworm:

bullshit

sword art online sadder than grave of the fireflies, confirmed

the only reason someone should cry while watching Sword Art Online is when they realized they watched multiple episodes of Sword Art Online

Wolf’s Rain didn’t even make it up there

I didn’t cry a GoF. I shrugged if anything.

One Piece has made me cry at LEAST ten times.

I’m scared to watch Clannad or Anohana.

"The only reason someone should cry when watching sword art online is when realizing they’ve watched multiple episodes of sword art online."

Perfect.